On the Bus

Bus Driver: Are you getting off at the next stop?
Woman: (carrying three shopping bags full of toys) Actually, I was going to be a bit cheeky and ask if you could let me off at this intersection, if it won't get you in trouble.
Bus Driver: I could get in trouble, you know.
Woman: I understand. It's just that I'm afraid I'll get hit by a car while I'm trying to cross the street with all these bags.
(The light at the intersection turns red and the bus driver stops and opens the door for the woman)
Woman: Thanks. You're a legend!
(The bus doors close)
Bus Driver: I am a legend.